oh hello, just coming here to have a little rant.
SO... if you write like this : 'Yo WasSup wat yu duin, i spel lyk an idiate' i will assume you are an uneducated waste of my time, not to sound stuck up or anything but to be honest when was is 'cool' to look like a complete twat? and what is wrong spelling properly? alllllsoooo do NOT call me on a private number cause i will not pick up.
and finally not to stereotype the 'white van' men out there, leaning out of the window of your van shouting 'ello luv, fancy a drink' and then wolf whistling at me will not get my attention, i appreciate the intrest in me but i quite like to have a proper conversation with someone rather than being yelled at whilst im trying get home.. okay thanks :)
Thursday, 29 April 2010
im just going to become an immigrant
for so long i have wanted to move out of this country, and no more so than now.
i would quite happily pick up my stuff and get on the next plane out of here, and start a new life.
one problem, i dont have a passport and at £75 i dont have the money for one, or a plane ticket for that matter, so ive decided on immigration, its clearly the only option :) so i will cross the atlantic by sneaking into a big truck that is going on a ferry, sorted. pretty good plan if you ask me, i'll be over the ocean in no time.
i would quite happily pick up my stuff and get on the next plane out of here, and start a new life.
one problem, i dont have a passport and at £75 i dont have the money for one, or a plane ticket for that matter, so ive decided on immigration, its clearly the only option :) so i will cross the atlantic by sneaking into a big truck that is going on a ferry, sorted. pretty good plan if you ask me, i'll be over the ocean in no time.
what's so funny?
wtf is going on here? is she scared, happy? laughing? i have no idea but she looks hilarious
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
orgasm and happiness drinks anyone?
sooo as i wanderd down the isle in the store i saw this little beauty -->
so i bought this 'neuroBLISS aswell well as another called neuroGASM
and i drank the neuroGASM first and well, lets just say i should of made the connection between the GASM part at the end of the drink, not that it made me have an orgasm or anything, if so i wouldnt be writing this atm and just be downing more of it, but it did make me rather horny, which has worn off now you'll be pleased to know aaannnd sooo when i read the neuroBLISS bottle and it promised me 'happyness' i was rather intrested, but to be honest i have no idea what on earth is going on with my body right now, i first drank it and felt sick, then i got a headache and now i feel just STRANGE my mind feels somewhat vacant but my body wants me to jump up and down and pounce on someone *might still have a little bit of the neuroGASM running through me* but so now im laying on my bed and going in and out of dizzyness and happyness and then just feeling sick.. so i will advise you not to try them.. anyway i have a huge urge to jump up and down, so seeya xxx
so i bought this 'neuroBLISS aswell well as another called neuroGASM
and i drank the neuroGASM first and well, lets just say i should of made the connection between the GASM part at the end of the drink, not that it made me have an orgasm or anything, if so i wouldnt be writing this atm and just be downing more of it, but it did make me rather horny, which has worn off now you'll be pleased to know aaannnd sooo when i read the neuroBLISS bottle and it promised me 'happyness' i was rather intrested, but to be honest i have no idea what on earth is going on with my body right now, i first drank it and felt sick, then i got a headache and now i feel just STRANGE my mind feels somewhat vacant but my body wants me to jump up and down and pounce on someone *might still have a little bit of the neuroGASM running through me* but so now im laying on my bed and going in and out of dizzyness and happyness and then just feeling sick.. so i will advise you not to try them.. anyway i have a huge urge to jump up and down, so seeya xxx
you must watch this!
you can thank me for it being stuck in your head for hours :)
http://trololololololololololo.com/
http://trololololololololololo.com/
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
owch :'(
hellooo :)
well i decided i wanted to get flesholes in my ears, and ofcourse the ears have to be stretched first, and i did my first stretch with 2mm tapers yesterday, i was in the shop 'guru' with my friend and the smallest was 1.6mm which i wanted to get and she said ''nooooooo, just go straight to the 2mm, you wont feel it'' so i bought them and we went to a bar for a drink whilst i built the courage to put them through my ears, now i have a reasonable pain threshold but omg th
is hurt, and i think cause i got the curved ones it was harder to put through than the straight ones, so that made it hurt even more. i spent about 10 minutes putting just one in and it hurt so much i decided to leave the other for l
ater, and now they are both in, but im so glad cause they look awesome.. but they still hurt so bad, apparently i should be able to go up another size (3mm) in a week, and im not getting huuuugeee flesholes, im only going to about 8mm so that if i ever change my mind they can always heal. any bigger and they wont heal.. oh and an old woman today told me i will look like a dirty punk haha but in all fairness i dress and act very feminine so there is no chance of me being a '''dirty punk' (who uses the word punk nowadays?) and im getting them cause i love they way they look and they're a bit edgy which i love, but im still rocking my heels and dresses lol.. so anyway that was just a random bit of information about my ears lol enjoy :D xxx
well i decided i wanted to get flesholes in my ears, and ofcourse the ears have to be stretched first, and i did my first stretch with 2mm tapers yesterday, i was in the shop 'guru' with my friend and the smallest was 1.6mm which i wanted to get and she said ''nooooooo, just go straight to the 2mm, you wont feel it'' so i bought them and we went to a bar for a drink whilst i built the courage to put them through my ears, now i have a reasonable pain threshold but omg th
is hurt, and i think cause i got the curved ones it was harder to put through than the straight ones, so that made it hurt even more. i spent about 10 minutes putting just one in and it hurt so much i decided to leave the other for l
ater, and now they are both in, but im so glad cause they look awesome.. but they still hurt so bad, apparently i should be able to go up another size (3mm) in a week, and im not getting huuuugeee flesholes, im only going to about 8mm so that if i ever change my mind they can always heal. any bigger and they wont heal.. oh and an old woman today told me i will look like a dirty punk haha but in all fairness i dress and act very feminine so there is no chance of me being a '''dirty punk' (who uses the word punk nowadays?) and im getting them cause i love they way they look and they're a bit edgy which i love, but im still rocking my heels and dresses lol.. so anyway that was just a random bit of information about my ears lol enjoy :D xxx
Sunday, 11 April 2010
oh hello there
soo, right now its about 11:15 am and i should be writing some of my novel and doing research as i havent worked on it in a while, but insted im am here, writing a blog insted, although this isnt my only distraction, i've spent the last hour on this website http://chatroulettetrolling.com/?utm_source=network&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=directory which is hilarious, check it out.
for some reason i tell myself every weekend ''right leticia, lets work on your novel.'' i dont actually talk to myself about myself in the third person, leticia would be an ass if she did that...
anywayyy so i always manage to talk myself out of it, wether it be twitter, or watching stupid pointless videos on youtube or stuffing my face with cake, i will find a way to talk myself out of writing for another weekend, well last weekend i blame getting slightly drunk f
or my lack of work, and when i say lack i mean fuck all. but i did purchase some awesome leggings from topshop wanna see? ofcourse you do.
pretty craaazzyyy huh? i love them. i spilt a screaming orgasm coctail on them and im still convinced i can smell baileys on it even though i washed them.
this as a pretty short and pointless ramble but whatever :D xxx
for some reason i tell myself every weekend ''right leticia, lets work on your novel.'' i dont actually talk to myself about myself in the third person, leticia would be an ass if she did that...
anywayyy so i always manage to talk myself out of it, wether it be twitter, or watching stupid pointless videos on youtube or stuffing my face with cake, i will find a way to talk myself out of writing for another weekend, well last weekend i blame getting slightly drunk f
or my lack of work, and when i say lack i mean fuck all. but i did purchase some awesome leggings from topshop wanna see? ofcourse you do.pretty craaazzyyy huh? i love them. i spilt a screaming orgasm coctail on them and im still convinced i can smell baileys on it even though i washed them.
this as a pretty short and pointless ramble but whatever :D xxx
Saturday, 3 April 2010
my adventures of the 'pre hen night'
so last night i went out on a 'pre hen night' with the bride and other two bridesmaids, we went over the 'frenchs' a bar and the bartender gave me a free shot of something pink and fruity whilst the other girls wernt up for it, we sat down for a few drinks before heading over to ZiZi's the this italian restaurant and waited forever! to be served it was quite nice but all the other girls a stick thin and i mean reeeaally thin so i was the only one there who clearly enjoyed her food and none of them wanted dessert either :O i mean wtf? thats crazy.
so we went back to 'frenchs' and i wanted to stay downstairs were everyon
e was and have a few more shots but insted they wanted to go upstairs in the cocktail lounge, where it was dead! and have cocktails (ovbiously) although i didnt get wasted on shots and so on, i did enjoy my cocktails so it wasnt all a loss.
but i was getting pretty sick by the end of the night but having my ass grabbed but it was made up for by one of the very loud, annoying bar guys giving me free drinks all night i didnt care he was annoying after a few JD's and cokes so all in all it was a pretty good night now looking forward to the proper hen party at the rugby club were the drinks are rediculously cheap and i have 2 more hen parties after this, as much as i hate weddings i do love the hen parties ... xxx
so we went back to 'frenchs' and i wanted to stay downstairs were everyon
e was and have a few more shots but insted they wanted to go upstairs in the cocktail lounge, where it was dead! and have cocktails (ovbiously) although i didnt get wasted on shots and so on, i did enjoy my cocktails so it wasnt all a loss.but i was getting pretty sick by the end of the night but having my ass grabbed but it was made up for by one of the very loud, annoying bar guys giving me free drinks all night i didnt care he was annoying after a few JD's and cokes so all in all it was a pretty good night now looking forward to the proper hen party at the rugby club were the drinks are rediculously cheap and i have 2 more hen parties after this, as much as i hate weddings i do love the hen parties ... xxx
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