im just going to become an immigrant

for so long i have wanted to move out of this country, and no more so than now.
i would quite happily pick up my stuff and get on the next plane out of here, and start a new life.
one problem, i dont have a passport and at £75 i dont have the money for one, or a plane ticket for that matter, so ive decided on immigration, its clearly the only option :) so i will cross the atlantic by sneaking into a big truck that is going on a ferry, sorted. pretty good plan if you ask me, i'll be over the ocean in no time.